This is me, hating this game.

Whispered Secrets: Enfant Terrible…is

There’s really little more I can say about the run-of-the-mill paranormal HOGs. I mean it, they are all the same and each time I try out a new title thinking I can find something worth critiquing, increasingly I am coming up empty. Yet think about how delighted I was to stumble upon “Whispered Secrets: Enfant Terrible” over at Big Fish Games. Here was something upon which I could hang my morphing hat/beach ball. Finally I had something to say.

Ethan sucks and he should die.

Ew. Unfind me this instant! His introduction should give you pause, as if I need one more courderoyed soggy man spoiling my evening stroll.

Your pathetic attack is easy dismissed by collecting green orbs and the movies of Pauly Shore.

You are an idiot and you should be haunted by bad dreams because you forced me to listen to your bad excuses. Go play pachinko like a man.
I don’t want to help you.
Bye. Bye. Die.
Hey Pumpkin McScareCrow! You can have him.

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